Tuesday, October 11, 2005

How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; its conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are a delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

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4 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

very funny.

hey Carnack the Magnificient - Here are the punch lines to two others:

He doesn't care which method the poor use to leave New Orleans.

How many is a brazilian?

rick

10/11/2005 6:12 PM  
Blogger Baritone Bob said...

I know one of these:

What did Bush say when asked his current opinion about Roe vs. Wade?

10/11/2005 11:15 PM  
Blogger Deri said...

The other one is:

Donald Rumsfeld walks into the Oval Office and says, "Mr President, some bad news. The latest report says that three Brazilian soldiers have been killed in Iraq."

10/12/2005 1:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

So this is how you three communicate now? It's come to this! Mom

10/12/2005 2:37 PM  

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