Classes for Men

This was forwarded to me by my boss (a man). I really need Class #7:

WINTER CLASSES FOR MEN AT:
THE LEARNING CENTER FOR ADULTS

REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED BY Saturday, January 14, 2006

NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL
OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM.

Class 1 How To Fill Up The Ice Cube Trays --- Step by Step, with Slide Presentation.

Class 2 The Toilet Paper Roll --- Does It Change Itself? Round Table Discussion.

Class 3 Is It Possible To Urinate Using The Technique Of Lifting The Seat and Avoiding The Floor, Walls and Nearby Bathtub? --- Group Practice.

Class 4 Fundamental Differences Between The Laundry Hamper and The Floor--- Pictures and Explanatory Graphics.

Class 5 After Dinner Dishes --- Can They Levitate and Fly Into The Kitchen Sink? Examples on Video.

Class 6 Loss Of Identity --- Losing The Remote To Your Significant Other. Help Line Support and Support Groups.

Class 7 Learning How To Find Things --- Starting With Looking In The Right Places And Not Turning The House Upside Down While Screaming. Open Forum .

Class 8 Health Watch --- Bringing Her Flowers Is Not Harmful To Your Health. Graphics and Audio Tapes.

Class 9 Real Men Ask For Directions When Lost --- Real Life Testimonials.

Class 10 Is It Genetically Impossible To Sit Quietly While She Parallel Parks? Driving Simulations.

Class 11 Learning to Live --- Basic Differences Between Mother and Wife. Online Classes and role-playing.

Class 12 How to be the Ideal Shopping Companion - Relaxation Exercises, Meditation and Breathing Techniques.

Class 13 How to Fight Cerebral Atrophy --- Remembering Birthdays, Anniversaries and Other Important Dates and Calling When You're Going To Be Late. Cerebral Shock Therapy Sessions and Full Lobotomies Offered.

Class 14 The Stove/Oven --- What It Is and How It Is Used. Live Demonstration.

Upon completion of any of the above courses, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.

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